As we've written about before, we use a program that lets us know who has seen our blog, how many hits we've had, where the people are located, etc. One of the most interesting things about this program is that we are able to filter out search terms that people have used to find their way to our blog.
Most are obvious. "NKOTB" and "Five Brothers and a Million Sisters" and "NKOTB Tour" and "Space Cowboy" and "vampires in Iowa" show up pretty often. Seriously. We don't know what's up with the undead in Iowa, but there must be a lot of them. We get that one weekly, if not more.
We have been keeping a running list of some of the more off-the-wall search terms that have been used. We're pretty sure that these folks weren't actually looking for OUR blog; but they landed here nonetheless. Several of them even stayed for awhile and clicked around for a bit.
So, with a tiny bit of trepidation but a whole lot of hilarity, we present you:
"ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?"
Or,
"This is not what I was expecting to find when I asked Google about animated carrots"
Or,
"Actual search terms that people have typed into their web browser... to subsequently find themselves at projectNKOTB.com"
Enjoy :)
girls gone wild vietnam
jordan knight wedding
nkotb crotch
homemade tent
sex "snow pants"
someone leaving restroom without washing their hands
debbie gibson tacoma
vampires in des moines iowa
dharma initiative cufflinks
yaya puffy thai
san diego airport women's restrooms
animated carrots
camper made in polant
nkotb crabby nyc girls
iowa 88 truck stop
Tammy
i'm stressed out
kids on hallucinogens
hot chicks with douchebags nkotb (6 min, 36 seconds - Denver CO)
driving a car in summer frozen his toes
women's running briefs
the aluminum show
jc chasez at my house
desperate toilet
hunger face smiley
talking cow in des moines
sexual encounters with nkotb members
des moines, iowa, vampires
truck stop women
wipe your ass a spotted owl twisted tunes
women on the toilet on youtube
women hands energy
where do married women go to drink in omaha
Im so sorry you are in a whale's vagina!!! I love and miss you tons bro--xoxoxo
Hilarious. Just hilarious.
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
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4 comments:
ROFL.............I have been following your blog and this is my first comment.
People are just weird and bloody hilarious all at the same time.........my personal favorite apart from the Whales VJJ, has to be this one "dharma initiative cufflinks"
UM, WOW.
That is the funniest thing I have ever heard!!! LOL!!!
I want to know about these sexual encounters with NKOTB members.... spill it.
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