Poetry, long overdue.

Hello Friends!

Remember last month when we asked you all to bombard us with questions about our personal lives, so we wouldn’t run out of things to write about during NaBloPoMo?

I guess we had enough things to write about. Sorry to keep you waiting!

To make it interesting, we have decided to answer your questions in haiku form. This may or may not be a recurring feature on our site.

Shauna Walsh-Knight said...
If you can do one thing over again from your travels this year to ensure a meet up with the guys...what would you do???

heather1ynn said...
Other then buying a 5* VIP ticket, what is the best way to get your FACE TIME? Have you found Robo or Zach to be helpful at all?

with no crystal ball
creepy stalking ain’t our game
more Five Star next time?

~Mel said...
What did Joe say when you brought up the true "project NKOTB" magnet scandal?

don’t hold no ill will
she was just starstruck by me
you girls are da bomb

spicyvets said...
Was the price of the 5* totally worth it? I'm hearing some bad things about ILAA and am wondering if I should spring for it during their summer tour. (I personally think the seats alone would be worth it, but need to be able to sell the expense to my husband!)

wish we could say no
it will leave you wanting more
totally worth it

cheers said...
what has been the reaction of people in your "nonNKs" world? Do they support you? Read your blog? Any negative repercussions?

some mixed reactions
each subsequent adventure
opinions came out…

you’re wasting your life
grown women should not have fun
you people are weird

are they still around?
i guess if that’s what you like…
you only live once

blockheads enable
you’re the wind beneath my wings
let’s get this!!! (again!)

Tiff said...
I'd like to address the 400# gorilla in the corner of every Blockhead's mind: What are you going to do when the tour ends? Is there anything that you've learned from the whole experience that you plan to apply to "life after New Kids"?

Belinda said...
Are you worried about the let down when it's all over?

life after new kids
let’s not think about that yet
world domination!

Kim said...
When are you throwing another NK bash at Shamrock's? It was a blast and we hope you will do it again and again!

dancing on tables
celebrate the 09 dates
to be continued…

jen said...
Hey, I met you in Milwaukee when you handed me a magnet. What a great blog! What is the goal of Project NKOTB? To go to as many shows as possible? To get backstage? Other...?

constant obsessing
didn’t want to bore our friends
with tales of New Kids

after MOA
we suddenly had readers
who knew they’d like us?

Denise S said...
I am a married mother of 1 and I live in Vancouver, Canada so my question is what do your husbands REALLY think of all this??

Drew just ignores us
Jason is an enab'ler
holla at the guys!

Coach Corrie said...
"Do you find it hard to come down from the hype after a show in order to get back to the reality of work and home life???"

constantly running
no time to come down
aren’t you a life coach?

Christina said...
If you could stow away on one of the NKOTB tour buses, which one would it be? Why? And what would you do with the members of NKOTB whose bus you were on, let's say if you had like a week to spend with them?

baby daddy bus
we’d kick out zach and robo
the champagne of beers

Trisha said...
What has been the funniest part of your NKOTB journey. Back in the day to present!!

Wisconsin was wild
beer lube and soiled boxers
maybe that’s just gross

Ivonne Padilla said... I do have a question, where do you work? that is allowing you to go to all this concert and pay for them ! (EliMltNKOTB, kathy, and missnkotb also asked this question)

Kim protects your food
Alexis plays with flowers
they both get dirty

Peg said...
I heard that one of you had relations with Donnie Wahlberg. Is this true? If yes, tell us all the details!!

oh Peggy, shut up
let’s not start any rumors
we love you, holla!

EliMltNKOTB said...
If their is a summer tour what are your plans ? Would you go to another country for a show ?Don't you think my idea for you two to audition for the Amazing Race is a good idea !?

we will be there, duh!
our passports are expired
we’d make good TV

heather1ynn said...
My question - what advice to you have for a girl with a NKOTB addiction? I'm not even totally sure that I want to get over it, buy how do I cope with knowing that I'm not going to another show for a while?

[haiku break] We are the wrong people to answer that. Let us know if you figure it out.

SARAH said...
You might not be able to answer this until the end of the tour .... but what was your favorite venue to see the guys? Also, which venue was the most "fan friendly" for Face Time?

we cannot agree
Milwaukee or S T P
Omaha was good

misnkotb said...
Are you both married? Kids? Are any of your kids named after the guys?

we’ve both walked the aisle
six’s kids just love new kids
kim’s kids both have tails

amber said...
Two questions:
Alexis - In one of the early blogs there is mention of your stalking skillzzz, could you elaborate? What other stalk-worthy celebs have had the privilege of your skillz in action?
Kim-Do the guys have any idea you are from Fargo, and do you think they understand how awesome Fargo is?Maybe you should go on tour with them? Helping backstage with the wardrobe? I will gladly be a reference, and I will gladly help with quick changes.
Oh, and do you think Jon will call me? And will you give him (and maybe Danny, what with all the Lady Wood popping up...) my card again in LA? I am quite sure they need a comic to open for them instead of a musical act.

oh boy a long one
Amber, please learn how to count
that’s like eight questions

Six stalked in Boston
Donnie’s grocery store was neat
he tips carry-out

ND is awesome
Magic Summer Fargodome?
quick changes are fun

a comic op’ner…
do you have a plastic skirt?
yay for Lady Wood!

Holla!
xoxo, Kim & Alexis